Beauty and the Beast CHIP Drinking Cup (Barnum & Bailey Circus Souvenir

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ALL THE SHIPPING SERVICES ARE CURRENTLY SLOW AS… (INSERT FAVORITE SWEAR WORD).
PLEASE BE PATIENT!
Whoever buys this, please actually pay for it.  Please only bid if you are really interested in it.
And if you make an offer, and for whatever reason, you regret it, just tell us!
All we really want to do is make the sale, we aren’t going to punish you for backing out.
Because nobody took this seriously, we went with giving two days before it goes on the unpaid item assistant.
You then have four days to pay from that point.
So, six days to pay.
If you can’t pay in six days, please don’t bid.
CHECK THE SHIPPING COST BEFORE YOU BID.  DON’T ACT SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT WHEN EBAY SHOWS YOU THE COST RIGHT UNDER YOUR BID AMOUNT.
Shipping represents actual cost to us, no handling included.
What this means, if you’re not familiar with this concept is:  IT IS CALCULATED SHIPPING.  USPS determines the rate based on the weight, the service indicated, the distance from us to you.  What you see (and yes, you do see the shipping cost before you bid, we’ve checked!) is the actual USPS rate.  Which we do not set.  It’s surprising we’re not in charge of the United States Postal Service, but alas, we are not.
WE ADD NO HANDLING FEES.
And if you try to tell us what the shipping cost should be?
Yeah, you’re going to
Ban
City
on a one-way flight.
WE ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF WHAT THE USPS CHARGES.
Can’t believe we have to say this, but WE CANNOT SHIP TO AN ADDRESS THAT IS NOT THE ONE ON FILE WITH EBAY!
You want us to ship it to your second cousin, twice removed?
Change your address to theirs.
Otherwise, no can do.
Any questions?
This is eBay policy, not ours, so bring it up with them.
If you want combined shipping, you have to wait until you win your last auction.  BUT PLEASE, DO NOT BID ON AUCTIONS THAT ARE A WEEK APART.  IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT ENDS A WEEK LATER, MAKE AN OFFER.
Thanks!